RACHEL. WHAT IS HAPPENING???!!
ARE YOUR SLASH GOGGLES ACTIVATED??
OH GOD. THEY ARE.
THE INTERNET HAS CORRUPTED YOU.
ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST THINKING THAT ‘LOL THE FOREST IS BURNING BUT I’M TOO BUSY PACKING A WALLOP TO NOTICE’.
BUT NOW THEY’RE ACTIVATED. GEE THANKS. I BET YOU JUST FEEL SWELL NOW DON’T YOU.